"Is that not why they’re called straw berries?"
Andrew and I are sitting at the table eating some strawberries.
Andrew: Jenny, can you search up how to eat a strawberry?
Me: I’m pretty sure you put it your mouth and bite.
But I search anyway and we come to this
Me: How did you know there was another way?
Andrew: ‘Cause there’s always a better way on the Internet!
I think I exceeded my maximum occupancy. Wait, I mean maximum capacity.
Andrew-ism: Text Messages
- me: Anything special today?
- Andrew: Yes
- It was diversity day
Andrew-ism: All Downhills From Here (aka He's Already Fed Up With Homework)
- Andrew: I'm so stupid!!!
- Me: Why??
- Andrew: I used to hate sleeping!
Andrew-ism: Current Events
- me: did you know that taylor swift and harry styles broke up?
- andrew: good
- me: do you even know who harry styles is?
- me: harry styles is too handsome for taylor
Andrew-ism: Apple’s holiday commercial
Andrew: FACETIME IS NOT THAT CLEAR! THAT’S A LIE!
Andrew-ism: Unreciprocated Conversations
- me: r u eating
- for lunch
- Andrew: idk
- me: do you miss me
- you know wut the right answer is
- if you want a prezi
- Andrew: yes